f.u.n

it's all about fun, the acronym that it is. f-u-n meaning fuckoff-ungrateful-nannyass'. to all the ultra competitive, to the selfish and the grumpy. the salty old conservatives and the misguided young conservatives. this aquatic amusement we all partake in has been around for a bit now and it's meant for enjoyment. maybe just mine, and damn straight i will burn you if i think less of you, or drop in if i don't think you'll make the most of it. but in this magnificent woe-begotten era conceptions of this our slippery pursuit must be updated to the times. he who has the biggest board may reign supreme on the small day, but he'd be a hodad to try it on a head high swell. one board for all conditions? -a magic board maybe. bodysurf the shorepound wedge, single fin the point, and fish through the mush. and such might be a metaphor for how it is. if you're at the city beach don't get bummed at the crowds. you get a fickle wave insane and you know it'll be a gem the next day too, you don't tell anyone but your best girl where you'll be on the morning of that next day. but localism? -don't make me laugh. got one 6'0" x 18" x 2"?- your loss buddy. acting like you're hot shit cause you're a surfer?-man you can learn it on the internet.